As a classically trained geneticist, here is my F1, Hieronymus:

We call him Harry because we are not inherently cruel people.   Here he is enjoying one of the finer moments of wish-making on a dandelion.  We chose not to publish the follow-up pictures that showed him inhaling the dandelion and spitting up fluff for the next ten minutes.  Like I said – we aren’t inherently cruel.

If you are going to stick around here, get used to him. You are going to see a lot more of him.