I crochet.  I learned on my grandmother’s knee when I was seven years old and I have done it on and off all my life.  But put two needles in my hand and I was flummoxed, even though I always WANTED to learn how to knit.
Well, given that I have had a bit of time […]

Every woman out there is going to sympathize with me today. Because I don’t think there is one of you that hasn’t had a day where you have thought “If I don’t get this [insert offending, constricting, hideous garment of choice here] off of my body RIGHT THIS SECOND I am going to run […]

I finally got in to see the specialist yesterday about my leg. After-hour clinics are basically equipped to evaluate whether you are dying (in which case they send you off immediately to a hospital with real doctors) or not dying (in which case they tell you that you are not dying and give you […]

Those motorized carts in the stores aren’t nearly as fun or as fast as they look, nor do they come close to fitting in a dressing room or between clothing racks.
I will never again take for granted immersing my entire body in a bathtub.  Or carrying my own coffee cup down a hall.
Armpits bruise rather […]

Mine started with a 4-6 inch spiral fracture in my right fibula.
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Otherwise titled “The post in which I get all petulant and stamp my feet.”
I usually approve all my comments. In fact, there is only one non-spam comment I have ever NOT approved.
A while back, a semi-regular reader (at least from the IP address and my hit-counter) posted a comment to one of my posts […]

Ever had one of those headaches where shoving a drill through your cheekbones for drainage suddenly seems like not only a rational idea, but a preferable one?
Except for the fact that if you do, your head might explode like a popped balloon, leaving a empty sack of skin dangling from your neck.
And I said I […]

My husband loves show tunes. If you want to make a comment about the underlying meanings of that preference, I will allow you to make those to my seven-foot, 300-pound, bald, ear-ringed, bearded hulk of a husband yourself. To his face.
What this means is that his satellite radio in his car regularly alternates […]

I almost don’t want to say this, because I know if I do, it will jinx everything. So I am going to write it very, very tiny in parentheses and please don’t read this out loud, or I am holding you responsible for the consequences.
(I think my son is potty trained.)
I haven’t changed […]