“Problems cannot be solved at the same level of awareness that created them.” – Albert Einstein

The note I am about to post on the office refrigerator:

If your financial situation is dire enough that you feel compelled to eat my food, please see me for a raise.

~The Director

I am on a diet.  Come between me and my paltry portions at your own risk.

April 11th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
3 Responses to “Food thieves will be taken out and shot”
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    charlotte Says:

    can you be my Director? I need to see you about a raise.

    BTW…the yogurt was yummy.

    ducking and running now…

  2. 2
    The Moira Says:

    All I will say is:


    You will laugh.

  3. 3
    Steph Says:

    This is the kind of thing that just absolutely makes me crazy. Because there’s very little room for saying “oops … my mistake.” On rare occasions a couple of people will bring very similar frozen food entrees and I can see making a mistake there. But especially when you bring left overs or some such … whoever is taking KNOWS they are stealing, and they just don’t care. I just don’t understand that.