Crawling toward the oasis

In a moment of temporary insanity, I mowed the grass last week.  This despite knowing that I have raging allergies to only two things in this world - cats and grass.   The resulting bronchitis has left me with coughing fits that bring my co-workers to the door of my office with concern.

So, to alleviate their distress and provide a quiet work environment for my employees, I am standing the the cold medicine aisle of my local Target, perusing my choices of cough suppressants.  In the process of contemplation, I have a coughing fit that literally drives me to my knees.

Picture if you will, a woman outstretched on the linoleum, one hand grasping in futility toward the Hall’s Mentholyptus, barking like a seal.

Yep.  It was exactly like that.

Pity me.

3 Comments

  1. M&Co. said,

    October 9, 2007 at 5:38 pm

    And what caused this moment of insanity? I mean I’m not even allergic and I NEVER mow our lawn.

  2. Cinnkitty said,

    October 9, 2007 at 7:04 pm

    What??? No one tried to club you? hee..hee..hee!! Oh sweetie…sounds awful! I heard my Aunt with the “whooping cough” once and I’m guessing it sounds about like that… horrible….scary…and quite literally thought she might die from lack of oxygen or hacking up a lung at one point.. whew… get better! xoxox

  3. Steph said,

    October 10, 2007 at 7:59 am

    My doctor gave me antibiotics and Tussionex suspension for my bout with bronchitis, which helped a lot. He also suggested as an over the counter one of the Mucinex concoctions — it had initials after it, I *think* Mucinex DM? I didn’t have to try it, but Fianna swears it works well, and she has bronchitis every so often.
    Hope you get better soon!

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