Surreal Life - Parenthood Edition

Never in my life did I think I would ever have the occasion to utter the words:

Stop eating the elephant’s butt!

And yet I have said this twice today.

2 Comments

  1. jodi said,

    August 14, 2007 at 7:34 pm

    The other day I said, no Michael, the dog does not want a tampon.

  2. Antique Mommy said,

    August 17, 2007 at 5:04 pm

    Ha! I’ve heard myself compose some really odd sentences in the last three years as well. But not that one.

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