"Problems cannot be solved at the same level of awareness that created them." – Albert Einstein

Never in my life did I think I would ever have the occasion to utter the words:

Stop eating the elephant’s butt!

And yet I have said this twice today.

August 14th, 2007 at 5:11 pm
2 Responses to “Surreal Life – Parenthood Edition”
  1. 1
    jodi Says:

    The other day I said, no Michael, the dog does not want a tampon.

  2. 2

    Ha! I’ve heard myself compose some really odd sentences in the last three years as well. But not that one.