“Problems cannot be solved at the same level of awareness that created them.” – Albert Einstein

I think there should be a law against posting Amazon sales on blogs.  And if there were, I would SO be turning Sarah in to the authorities right now.

Against all the rules of logic, decency and good budgeting (when I should be crimping against the eventuality of buying a few little things, like a HOUSE), I am now checking my inbox every five minutes to when THIS:

Kitchen Aid KFP750OB 12-cup food processor

… is going to ship.

Yes.  I just posted a picture of a kitchen appliance that is larger than any posted photo of my son.  I am SUCH a paradigm of Martha-Stewart domesticity.  Only I picture Martha as the white appliance type.  I prefer jet black, or even a racy red.  I like to live dangerous like that.

I am rationalizing my moment of impulse-buy indulgence by the fact that the price has gone up $50 overnight since I purchased it.  And I still have a $20 rebate to claim.  It’s a baaaah-gan.

And if you ask why a family of three needs a food processor with a 12-cup capacity, you will get the same blank stare you would if you asked a balding, paunchy, middle-aged man why he needs a red Corvette convertible.

Because it’s sexy, baby.

April 10th, 2007 at 9:02 am
8 Responses to “Because Sarah is a very, very evil woman”
  1. 1
    Paul Says:

    Yeah, but how many HP does it have? How many amps does it draw? Come on, where are the numbers?

  2. 2
    Sarah Says:

    That is a very sexy appliance. Glad I could help!


  3. 3
    Suz Says:

    We have something very similar to that….although that one looks much swankier.

  4. 4
    WhyMommy Says:

    Ooooh. It is sexy. Almost sexy enough to coax me into the kitchen. Almost.

  5. 5
    Kat Says:

    I’m almost drawn in. But not.

    There’s something about being able to afford a week long trip across country to Los Angeles (and Las Vegas) on the way back, that’s giving me the willpower to refuse.

    That, for a girl who’s never been further west than Houston, is something.

  6. 6
    Kat Says:

    Not that I wasn”t tempted.

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    Gerbil Says:

    Ok, I think I might have just died a little from envy, RIGHT here and now. If middle-aged men buy sports cars, does that mean I get to buy a sports appliance??

    Oh dear. That sounded significantly worse than intended.

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    Moira Says:

    Because it enables you to more easily cook in mass quantities and then freeze the food for later consumption. It’s a KitchenAid, they last so long you can give it to Harry for a wedding present. Plus it looks hot sitting on the counter. Need more reasons to justify it? I’ll be glad to help. I have appliance envy.