First, an observation:
Checkout girls are not accustomed to ringing diapers and reading glasses on the same ticket.Â
Then a warning:
No matter if it does sound like killing two birds with one stone, Benefiber and Diet Coke do not mix.Â
They. Really. Don’t.
Now a piece of advice:
Never lose your ability to laugh at yourself. You’re gonna need it.
January 29th, 2007 at 2:47 pm
4 Responses to “Say hello to the new face of middle age”
Another thing that doesn’t mix with Diet Coke? Altoids. Especially ginger ones.
(urp)
January 29, 2007 @ 3:45 pmYuk and funny at the same time.
January 31, 2007 @ 9:31 amoh, I might add I once knew a woman, (no not me), who mixed slim fast powder with jack daniels. 🙂
January 31, 2007 @ 9:32 amFrom one shoe person to another:
What is your favorite pair of shoes and why?
February 2, 2007 @ 8:04 pm