“Problems cannot be solved at the same level of awareness that created them.” – Albert Einstein

First, an observation:

Checkout girls are not accustomed to ringing diapers and reading glasses on the same ticket. 

Then a warning:

No matter if it does sound like killing two birds with one stone, Benefiber and Diet Coke do not mix. 

They. Really. Don’t.

Now a piece of advice:

Never lose your ability to laugh at yourself.  You’re gonna need it.

January 29th, 2007 at 2:47 pm
4 Responses to “Say hello to the new face of middle age”
  1. 1
    Kat Says:

    Another thing that doesn’t mix with Diet Coke? Altoids. Especially ginger ones.

    (urp)

  2. 2
    Sheila Says:

    Yuk and funny at the same time.

  3. 3
    Sheila Says:

    oh, I might add I once knew a woman, (no not me), who mixed slim fast powder with jack daniels. 🙂

  4. 4
    Suz Says:

    From one shoe person to another:

    What is your favorite pair of shoes and why?